I am old.
Yes I am an old dog already. Been with mommy for many years now. I used to be so young and naughty and mischevious. Oh I love biting mommy's stuff but she always scold me. Then had 2 batch of puppies with my man, Wizard. Oh the puppies are ADORABLE. Miss them dearly. Mommy gave them away cause the house is too small. Now I am old. Slow. Lazy. FAT. Yet still very much alive whenever mommy is around!
Okay I am going through a flash back here!