I say, "Hot your damn pen!s you dare to hot dog me!"
What is this thing about Hot Dog? No I understand that it is not really a DOG MEAT and I hope it will NEVER BE! But that is DISGUISTING!
Why don't you humans just change the whole term to Hot Pen!s or Hot Mama or Hot Sh!t? Maybe it will sound better for you eh? Then maybe I will help you all human market out this idea and get all the dogs to have a grand fiesta with unlimited supply or these new recipes or new name to replace 'Hot Dogs'.
Where is the justice in this!