Do you want to know how fat am I?
I am so fat that Nesh can't even carry me! Well, she can but only for a while. AHahah! Gosh I am obese! I can't help it you know, I just can't stop eating all the good food being given to me. I just gobbled up eveyrthing without even chewing it properly.
Once I actually vomitted cutted sausages and still in perfect condition because I practically swallowed them!
Argh! When will I learn to chew....
Maybe I shold go on a diet... Hmm anyone care to sponsor Atkins Diet?