- I'm obese, Mommy Nesh feeds me a lot and I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
- I like to scratch my back on the chair legs! Really get to the hard-to-scratch places!
- I have 2 husbands... does that make me a bitch?
- I treat Mommy Nesh as my pet or servant! Hey! I'm demanding... Whenever I want to sleep on her bed, SHE MUST CARRY ME UP! Whenever I want her to open the door, SHE MUST OPEN THE DOOR!
- I do not poop on one spot. I poop and walk at the same time. Hey! That is what I call multitasking!
- I graduated in Masters of Laziness with honours. Am the best graduate in the history!
- I work at a place so comfy that I can even do OT (Over Time) during my job... SLEEP!
- I'm a Shih Tzu. Oh wait! You knew that already!
NOW YOU KNOW ABOUT FLUFFY!! MUahahhahaah!! Woof woof!